Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
animals
Strong Hamster
” I has muscles ” Don’t we all want to be fit? Everyone has his own way…This cute hamster here made a gym right in his home 😀
The Most Adorable and Round Puppy
It is beyond adorable, that little jumping furball! Now who wouldn’t like such a tiny creature to have around, only to see it move…because at how it looks, seems to be a toy :X
Hippopotamus with Hight Hopes
” Nothing compares to showing off at the beach after such a drastic diet…” I hate to break her heart like that, but her diet didn’t seem to work…( pretty sure it’s a “her” 😀 )
Giraffe Sticking Tongue Out
” What are you looking at, weirdo?” Hasn’t this giraffe’s mum told her that in a community it’s all about manners…? 🙂
Silly Rooster
This guy here is about to pass out, getting out of breath and trying to impress the lady hens with his morning tunes…
Cows Joke
Two cows are in a field.
First Cow: “Do you worry about getting Mad Cow Disease?”
Second Cow: “Nah, I’m a penguin.”
First Cow: “Do you worry about getting Mad Cow Disease?”
Second Cow: “Nah, I’m a penguin.”
Rottweiler Puppy With Hiccups
Rottweiler Puppy With Hiccups
Don’t we all hate them? Someone scare that little thing there 🙂
Don’t we all hate them? Someone scare that little thing there 🙂
Disappointed Bunny
You disappoint bunny
Wizard
Oh, animals of the forhhest, hear me out, for me can do magic!