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Spots are an attractive feature on a dog.
Dogs can be taught the meaning of the word “NO!”
A dog is far less irritation to have in the back seat of a car…
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If a dog says sausages, that’s clever. If a man says sausages, that’s just greedy.
If a dog gets ill, it won’t take eighteen Panadols in order to avoid having to go to the vet.
For a dog, a wet nose is a sign of GOOD health.
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Dogs went into space first.
Dogs can find their way back home – even after a really heavy night out.
Puppy love doesn’t wear off so quickly with a dog.
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Dogs whine less.
Dogs sometimes dig the garden.
Some dogs can be quite talented at singing.
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Men lost the World Cup. A dog found it.
You can leave a dog alone in your house without worrying so much about what it’ll break.
A ‘King Charles’ is much more likely to be a big, floppy-eared dog than a big floppy-eared man.
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In the canine world, boxers are quite intelligent.
Having a dog around the place can actually ease stress.
A 16-year-old dog is very mature.
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A dog is easier to keep well-groomed.
Dogs have more chance of receiving an award for bravery.
Dogs are easier to house-train.
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Dogs enjoy ball games. But they don’t spend six hours on the phone trying o get tickets for the match.
A dog will be eager to walk, rather than getting a taxi.
Most dogs are really good with children.
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Dog do not scratch themselves so much in polite company.
A dog can look as though it understands what you’re saying.
A man will roll over and play dead only if you ask him to get up and make coffee.
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Dogs will wait patiently outside clothes shops…and not criticize your purchases afterwords.
Being a dog’s mistress is no reason to feel ashamed.
You can keep your dog tied up if it starts misbehaving.
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Saggy skin and a hang-dog look aren’t half as appealing on a man.
You can train a dog in obedience.
A dog in a studded collar isn’t kinky.
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You can also ask the vet to perform the snip, even if the dog objects.
Small, ginger-haired dogs can be quite appealing. As for men? Two words. Robin Cook.
You can find a nice dog by advertising on a card in a shop window, or in the classified section of the local paper.
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A woman can live with more than one dog, without rumours starting.
When dogs beg, it’s cute. When men beg it’s pathetic.
Dogs won’t get embarrassed if you call them by a pet name when their friends are around.
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A dog is a pack animal. A man is a six-pack animal.
A dog is a faithful companion.
A dog is for life.
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