“My husband said it was him or the cat… I miss him sometimes.”
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Cat and Fish – Funny Joke and Picture
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked:
“Whatcha doing, Tim?”
“My goldfish died,” replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. “And I’ve just buried him.”
The neighbor was concerned. “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?”
Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied: “That’s because he’s inside your cat.”
“Whatcha doing, Tim?”
“My goldfish died,” replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. “And I’ve just buried him.”
The neighbor was concerned. “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?”
Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied: “That’s because he’s inside your cat.”
Monkey Has a Pet Dog – Funny Picture
This is not begging and this is no free show. You show shiny coins, we shows the dog. You give shiny coins, we let you pet the dog. For further negotiations of interests, ask the monkey.
The Sunday School – Singing Cat Picture
This cat is obviously rehearsing her lesson for the Sunday school 😀
Cute Dog Rides a Turtle – Video
Hope is a very friendly and playful dog and he found the perfect friend: his name is Carl and he’s a turtle. Sometimes they hang out together, taking walks and chitchatting, like animals do… But sometimes I get the feeling that this friendship is based on interest, as Hope has become a kinda lazy lately… Or maybe Carl decided to work out and get more muscular and Hope is helping… I can’t tell for you. You decide!
Supercat Going to Save the World – Funny Picture
All was calm in the Smith’s family kitchen. The kitties were chit chatting and gossiping about the neighbour’s new dog and about how Fuzzer embarrassed himself by falling from that fence last week when…all of a sudden, some ultra sounds break up the calm of the afternoon! The world is in trouble and Supercat has no time to lose! So up it goes, through the newly renovated ceiling… Go Supercat, GO!
9 Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.”
8. Traces of kitty fur in your keyboard.
7. You find you’ve been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.
6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it… and a strange aroma of tuna.
5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computers, Inc. about their release of “CyberDog.”
4. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.
3. You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.
2. On IRC you’re known as the IronMouser.
1. Your RSS reader is full with updates from Animal Planet’s websites, Kitty Kat and furrytalk.com.
8. Traces of kitty fur in your keyboard.
7. You find you’ve been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.
6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it… and a strange aroma of tuna.
5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computers, Inc. about their release of “CyberDog.”
4. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.
3. You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.
2. On IRC you’re known as the IronMouser.
1. Your RSS reader is full with updates from Animal Planet’s websites, Kitty Kat and furrytalk.com.
Itchy Squirrel Butt – Funny Picture
Sooo itchy! Maybe not quite the perfect spot to scratch in public, but we forgive squirrels because they are so cute, right?
The Dog Pays a Visit to the Shrink – Funny Drawing
Need I say more? The poor cat is sick, it might have the dog syndrome, as it looks pretty much like a dog to me… No, no, that’s not a shrink, it’s a plastic surgeon!
Cool Dog Plays Fetch With Himself – Video
This cute dog’s owner has built a machine which tosses balls so the little guy can play fetch with himself all day long. Look at him go, over and over again! A dog’s life without a play mate is only boring if you are a dull non-creative doggy 😀