“My husband said it was him or the cat… I miss him sometimes.”
humour
Selling a Dog Joke
A man went to sell his dog. A buyer asked him, “Is this dog faithful?”
The man replied, “Yes,I have sold him 3 times but he returns to me.”
The man replied, “Yes,I have sold him 3 times but he returns to me.”
Woodpecker Joke
Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?
A: A headbanger !
A: A headbanger !
Wet Dog Nose
You have a wet nosey too…?