This is how I feel on Monday mornings, especially after a shopping session in the weekend and maybe a little party too
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What is Beauty [beautiful touching words and ladybird photo]
The way you smile doesn’t make you beautiful, it makes you pretty. The way you giggle doesn’t make you beautiful, it makes you cute. The way you carry yourself doesn’t make you beautiful, it makes you classy. The way you move doesn’t make you beautiful, it makes you elegant.
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Men vs. Women Evolution [funny animated gif image]
Andalusian Stallion – Apassionatta [stunning video ]
Have you ever seen something more beautiful and touching? This horse amazed me by beautify and grace. The set and music looks like taken from a fairytale, it’s almost unreal… Enjoy!
Uh, That Tickles!!! – Cute Picture and Hilarious Joke!
photo by jadedink
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made “Tickle Me Elmo” dolls. It was Friday and almost quitting time, and hurriedly the boss told her to report for work on Monday. He quickly explained that she would be stationed on the assembly line just before the dolls were packed into boxes.
On Monday they started up the line and within twenty minutes had to shut down because one worker couldn’t keep up. The boss went down the line to find the problem. The new employee was very busy trying to do her part but she had a bunch of dolls waiting for her.
Closer examination showed she was sewing little cloth bags containing two walnuts in the appropriate place on the dolls.
The boss could not control his laughter and said,
“Lady, I said to give each doll Two—–Test—–Tickles.”
On Monday they started up the line and within twenty minutes had to shut down because one worker couldn’t keep up. The boss went down the line to find the problem. The new employee was very busy trying to do her part but she had a bunch of dolls waiting for her.
Closer examination showed she was sewing little cloth bags containing two walnuts in the appropriate place on the dolls.
The boss could not control his laughter and said,
“Lady, I said to give each doll Two—–Test—–Tickles.”
Men and Women, Dogs and Cats – Funny Picture
Anyone has anything else to add to this? I think we have it all clear how the balance leans in this women-cats and men-dogs situations. LOL
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The Cat or the Husband Joke – Cute Picture
“My husband said it was him or the cat… I miss him sometimes.”
Rain – Beautiful Poem and Pictures
photo by mechtaniya
I woke up this morning
Reaching for a hug.
As the rain was pouring,
I thought I saw a bug.
So I stared a little better
Out the window in the rain.
But it was just a feather…
And I felt a weird pain.
The alarm was set to 8
But it was barely 7.
I tried to put my thoughts all straight
And picture me in heaven.
I tried to smile and understand
Why all the things have changed,
I tried to stop and not expand
The pain that was so strange.
Can I be ready for tomorrow
If I regret today?
I locked away my sorrow,
As faith was coming, on the way…
I fully opened all my windows
And received the chilly rain.
I could swear I saw some halos
Or maybe I was just insane…
Reaching for a hug.
As the rain was pouring,
I thought I saw a bug.
So I stared a little better
Out the window in the rain.
But it was just a feather…
And I felt a weird pain.
The alarm was set to 8
But it was barely 7.
I tried to put my thoughts all straight
And picture me in heaven.
I tried to smile and understand
Why all the things have changed,
I tried to stop and not expand
The pain that was so strange.
Can I be ready for tomorrow
If I regret today?
I locked away my sorrow,
As faith was coming, on the way…
I fully opened all my windows
And received the chilly rain.
I could swear I saw some halos
Or maybe I was just insane…
photo by spring_peeper