“My husband said it was him or the cat… I miss him sometimes.”
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Cat and Fish – Funny Joke and Picture
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked:
“Whatcha doing, Tim?”
“My goldfish died,” replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. “And I’ve just buried him.”
The neighbor was concerned. “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?”
Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied: “That’s because he’s inside your cat.”
“Whatcha doing, Tim?”
“My goldfish died,” replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. “And I’ve just buried him.”
The neighbor was concerned. “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?”
Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied: “That’s because he’s inside your cat.”
The Sunday School – Singing Cat Picture
This cat is obviously rehearsing her lesson for the Sunday school 😀
Supercat Going to Save the World – Funny Picture
All was calm in the Smith’s family kitchen. The kitties were chit chatting and gossiping about the neighbour’s new dog and about how Fuzzer embarrassed himself by falling from that fence last week when…all of a sudden, some ultra sounds break up the calm of the afternoon! The world is in trouble and Supercat has no time to lose! So up it goes, through the newly renovated ceiling… Go Supercat, GO!
How to Annoy a Silly Dog – Video
How to annoy a dog: tell him that you feel like the house is a little too quiet and you decided to adopt a cat, then watch how he will never shut up…
9 Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.”
8. Traces of kitty fur in your keyboard.
7. You find you’ve been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.
6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it… and a strange aroma of tuna.
5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computers, Inc. about their release of “CyberDog.”
4. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.
3. You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.
2. On IRC you’re known as the IronMouser.
1. Your RSS reader is full with updates from Animal Planet’s websites, Kitty Kat and furrytalk.com.
8. Traces of kitty fur in your keyboard.
7. You find you’ve been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.
6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it… and a strange aroma of tuna.
5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computers, Inc. about their release of “CyberDog.”
4. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.
3. You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.
2. On IRC you’re known as the IronMouser.
1. Your RSS reader is full with updates from Animal Planet’s websites, Kitty Kat and furrytalk.com.
The Dog Pays a Visit to the Shrink – Funny Drawing
Need I say more? The poor cat is sick, it might have the dog syndrome, as it looks pretty much like a dog to me… No, no, that’s not a shrink, it’s a plastic surgeon!
10 Funny and Cute Cat Pictures
Here a furry collection of 10 lovable and funny cat pictures that are doing lots of crazy things just for your love and attention ♥ ♥ ♥
Kitty Begging
Seductive Cat
Boxing Cats
Bad Joke from a Dog
Cat Examining the Fabric
Scared Cat in Denial
Two Cats Have been Naughty
What Cats Do in the Free Time
Cats Staring at the Screen
Grumpy Kitty in a Box
Kitty Plans to Sleep a Week Away – Funny Picture
Oh, who wouldn’t dream about such a vacation nowadays when everyone’s in a rush? Don’t cats just have a perfect life? I know for sure I’d like to sleep and relax for a whoooole week.
Adorable Kitty with a Wet Nose – Picture
Awwww, I want one! I want such an adorable talking kitty! But maybe it’s better not to get one because I couldn’t keep my finger off that cute wet nosey.