This guy here is about to pass out, getting out of breath and trying to impress the lady hens with his morning tunes…
humor
Cows Joke
Two cows are in a field.
First Cow: “Do you worry about getting Mad Cow Disease?”
Second Cow: “Nah, I’m a penguin.”
First Cow: “Do you worry about getting Mad Cow Disease?”
Second Cow: “Nah, I’m a penguin.”
Rottweiler Puppy With Hiccups
Rottweiler Puppy With Hiccups
Don’t we all hate them? Someone scare that little thing there 🙂
Don’t we all hate them? Someone scare that little thing there 🙂
Penguin Joke
A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stops him and says that he can’t drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.
The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, “Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo.”
The man replies “I did. Today I’m taking them to the movies.”
The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, “Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo.”
The man replies “I did. Today I’m taking them to the movies.”
Talking Cats, Human Translation
“Did you get any treats yet? Get any treats?” lool, these talking cats, and especially the translation, are just too funny!
Funny Greedy Hamster
Shocking News for a Hamster
” OMG, have you read the morning news…?”
I sure hope it was good news, so it doesn’t get a ruined day by such info like infected veggies or a national carrot shortage!
I sure hope it was good news, so it doesn’t get a ruined day by such info like infected veggies or a national carrot shortage!
Grumpy Bunny
” It’s one of those days…”
We all have them, right? And some need to be left alone, some need extra affection…But how can you leave alone such a fluffy cute thing like this bunny rabbit here…? You just want to squeeze it and take it home, right? 😀
We all have them, right? And some need to be left alone, some need extra affection…But how can you leave alone such a fluffy cute thing like this bunny rabbit here…? You just want to squeeze it and take it home, right? 😀
Dreamy Cat
“And there is was, my shining star! Murry, you should have seen it!”
Do you believe in lucky stars? Or maybe only when you are in love? Aren’t we all dreamers at one point in our lives…? Our kitty here tries to artistically point out her luck to the bored dog 😀
Do you believe in lucky stars? Or maybe only when you are in love? Aren’t we all dreamers at one point in our lives…? Our kitty here tries to artistically point out her luck to the bored dog 😀
Love is…on the Beach
“- I love you, honeypie!
– I love you more, my fishy pancake!”
Isn’t love wonderful? And isn’t it wonderful especially because we can find it all around us, we only have to be able to see it…
– I love you more, my fishy pancake!”
Isn’t love wonderful? And isn’t it wonderful especially because we can find it all around us, we only have to be able to see it…