9 Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password

9 Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password

 

9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.”

8. Traces of kitty fur in your keyboard.

7. You find you’ve been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.

6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it… and a strange aroma of tuna.

5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computers, Inc. about their release of “CyberDog.”

4. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.

3. You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.

2. On IRC you’re known as the IronMouser.

1. Your RSS reader is full with updates from Animal Planet’s websites, Kitty Kat and furrytalk.com.

 

Cute Polar Bear Cub Picture

Cute Polar Bear Cub Picture

 

So… let’s see: flowers she doesn’t like, or maybe she likes them too much, because she chewed on the last ones received. Seals she gave up eating because she thinks that they are too fat so she went on a fish diet only. How to impress a lady nowadays then? Well whatever method this cute polar bear cub chose, it was obviously wrong, because he got his nosey “pawed”.
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Mystical Love – Gorgeous Poem and Picture

Mystical Love - Gorgeous Poem and Picture

 

Your skin glows like a fresh cherry,
Blossoms tasty as the rose in the purest hope of spring.
My heart follows your crystal clear voice
And leaps like a young colt at the whisper of your name.
The evening floats in on a great butterfly wing.
I am comforted by your hat that I carry into the twilight of songbeams.
I hold next to my lips.
I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of sorrow.
As my eyes fall from my old scarf, it reminds me of your love.
In the quiet, I listen for the last note of the day.
My heated arms leap to yours.
I wait in the moonlight for our secret sign
So that we may run as one, arms to arms,
In search of the magnificent, pure and mystical love.