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Dog Prayers

Giulia

Dog Prayers 1

 

Dear God,

Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

 

Dear God,

When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?

 

Dog Prayers 2

 

Dear God,

Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE is named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be that hard to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle?

 

Dear God,

If a dog barks his head off in the forest, and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

 

Dear God,

We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID’s, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

 

Dear God,

When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?
(No, dogs get a “Go Directly To Heaven” card. Do not pass “Go”. Do not collect $200. Go directly to Heaven. – Vikar)

 

Dear God,

Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

 

Dog prayers 3

 

Dear God,
Here is a list of a few of the things I must remember to be a good dog:

 

1. I will not eat the cats’ food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the smell.
3. The sofa is not a face towel.
4. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
5. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
6. Sticking my nose into someone’s crotch is not an acceptable way of saying hello.
7. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m lying under the coffee table.
8. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house.
9. I will not throw up in the car.
10. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch when company is over.
11. The cat is not a squeaky toy; so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it’s usually not a good thing.
12. And God, when I get to Heaven, can I have my testicles back?

 

Sincerely,
The Dog

 

Boxer Finds Something AMAZING! (3 funny images)

Giulia

Boxer Finds Something AMAZING! (3 funny images) 1

photo by dianisis

Look at the excited happy face… I bet he found a bone…Or…not? 😀

 

Boxer Finds Something AMAZING! (3 funny images) 2

photo by Francisco M.

Oh, and I thought that he was talking to me… Nope, it’s with his buddy. On a side note, that last doggy looks pretty hilarious to me, like a fatty with short legs 😀

 

Boxer Finds Something AMAZING! (3 funny images) 3

photo by yokviv

Awwwww…the sweet tiny puppy! It’s not a bone! Oh…wait… 😀 😀 😀 The “puppy” looks a bit pissed off.

Tom and… a Different Jerry

Giulia

Tom and... a Different Jerry


Photo by amym914

When Jerry takes too many steroids… We live in modern times and the world is continuously evolving and adapting… Our Jerry is not what he used to be anymore and nor are the usual animal games. The next thing you know is that Fred Flinsotne moved into a villa 😀

Bad News Coming Up…

Giulia

Bad News Coming Up...


photo by candleshoe

“Come on already… We really have to go now…
You can nap some more later…”


I think that the doggy waited quite enough for his friend to come… Who’s stubborn, is stubborn and there’s no way to change that…so he’d better hit the road home alone!