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Dog Prayers
Dear God,
Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Dear God,
When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?
Dear God,
Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE is named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be that hard to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle?
Dear God,
If a dog barks his head off in the forest, and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
Dear God,
We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID’s, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God,
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?
(No, dogs get a “Go Directly To Heaven” card. Do not pass “Go”. Do not collect $200. Go directly to Heaven. – Vikar)
Dear God,
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
Dear God,
Here is a list of a few of the things I must remember to be a good dog:
Here is a list of a few of the things I must remember to be a good dog:
1. I will not eat the cats’ food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the smell.
3. The sofa is not a face towel.
4. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
5. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
6. Sticking my nose into someone’s crotch is not an acceptable way of saying hello.
7. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m lying under the coffee table.
8. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house.
9. I will not throw up in the car.
10. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch when company is over.
11. The cat is not a squeaky toy; so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it’s usually not a good thing.
12. And God, when I get to Heaven, can I have my testicles back?
Sincerely,
The Dog
The Dog
Frisndship e-Card with Kitties
The Cat’s Dilema
photo by mischi3vo
Now here is a problem we should all be concerned about… Have you ever wondered where the used tap water goes? Yes, yes, down the sink, in the pipes and… then what? What happens to it? Do they recycle it? Hm… maybe there’s just a big, huge pot where the use water goes and then NASA spills it out from our planet, like in one of those Captain Planet cartoons… Anyway, our kitty here wondered all these things 😀
Swimming Cat – Too Funny
Poor little pussy-cat got all wet 🙁 I wonder where that mouse is going… I hope it wasn’t flushed away in the drainage pipe… Then we also have a size problem, not only a swimming skills one 😀
The 25 Most Cute and Funny Otters Ever Seen
Hi and welcome! Here’s something really really cute and special for you today! OTTERS! Yes, some of the the most adorable, lovable, funny and sweet otters you’ve ever seen! We know that they are semi-aquatic fish-eating mammals and now we will also know some of their daily activities, which involve acting funny and being cute.
😀 Enjoy!
😀 Enjoy!
Yummy Fishie
author: Tambako the Jaguar
Hungry Otters
author: greenwood100
Let’s Eat the Fish Before Others Take it
author: Tambako the Jaguar
Otter Funny Face
author: nhpanda
Eurasian Otter
author: Daniel Tamarjan
I Haz a Can
author: ssinkblot
Laughing Otter
author: SearchNetMedia
Smackdown
author: jellywatson
Funny Otters
author: Look-aa
What is this Rubbish?
author: Boogleoogle
Cute Funny Otter
author: Look-aa
Thats five bucks a picture PAL!!
author: photo_newbi
Otters are so Funny
author: majeranek
Let us Pray…
author: melissa
Inner Peace
author: Kenya’s Photos
Tough Meat
author: TimOve
North American Otter
author: the longhairedgit
Otter
author: Art-Photo
Light Otter
author: donnarachel13
Silly Otter
author: CoupeKid
River Otter: Yawn
author: Reixed
Curious Otter
author: threepointonefour
VanAqua Otter
author: celticgirl33
Asian Otter
author: notaeb
River Otter
author: sixstring
Wombat Baby Picking Flowers
photo by arslion
Mhhh…hmmm… That tea must be very yummy! I have no idea what flowers he’s picking, but I fully trust his natural instincts. This adorable wombat here is going to break into the culinary business. It all starts with a tea…
Cute and Funny Cat
photo by RozeChan
Is this a talents contest? Because I’m in! All I need now is to grow a tail… 😀
Youtube Hedgehog – Stuck
photo by loveisabeautifulthing
Iz this Youtube?
Hello? Anyone home? Who’s tube is that? Ahhh, it’s youtube! 😀
Cheeky Guinea Pig
photo by bivoir
I shows you mine,
you showz me yourz!
you showz me yourz!
Dr Dibbles was kind enough to present to us one piece of work, consisting in a soft pink material, with a shiny look and very sensitive. That’s right, you guessed, it’s the tongue. Now… who’s next in this game? 😀