animals
The Dog and the Fox Joke
A fox was peacefully walking through the desert, when, all of a sudden, she spots a dog running like crazy. Being a curious animal, the fox stops him and asks:
“Hey dog, what’s the rush? Why are you in such a hurry?”
The dog replies, while desperately looking around:
“Leave me alone now, if I don’t find a tree I’ll piss myself!”
The Amateurish Naturist and the Lice
An amateurish naturist decides to study the behaviour of lice. He sets the lice on a sheet of paper and tells him:
“Lice, jump!”
And the lice jumps. Then the naturists cuts off the legs of the lice and sets it back on the sheet of paper, ordering:
“Lice, jump!”
The lice doesn’t move. The naturists then writes down in his notebook: “after cutting off the legs, the lice goes deaf.”
“Lice, jump!”
And the lice jumps. Then the naturists cuts off the legs of the lice and sets it back on the sheet of paper, ordering:
“Lice, jump!”
The lice doesn’t move. The naturists then writes down in his notebook: “after cutting off the legs, the lice goes deaf.”
Squirrel Monkeys Playing with Jello
Happy Ostrich Weekend
photo by ucumari
“Hello! The weekend is coming! SMILE !”
I’m not sure if an ostrich can make a good pet. They don’t look that “fluffy”, but I am sure that they are hilarious! But then again, not everybody wants a fluffy pet! Still, if you decide to get one and you live in an apartment, make sure it gets a separate room… And no weekend walks! They just go coocoo! 😉
I’m not sure if an ostrich can make a good pet. They don’t look that “fluffy”, but I am sure that they are hilarious! But then again, not everybody wants a fluffy pet! Still, if you decide to get one and you live in an apartment, make sure it gets a separate room… And no weekend walks! They just go coocoo! 😉
Puppies Driving
photo by ilovepopstar-JB
Oh, Lordy Lord Lory, watch out for Mr. Biggles!
He just got a new plastic leg!
More Hamsters Please – An Amazing Collection of Cuteness
And… here it is!!!! A video version of the most adorable hamsters in the world collection! Starting with Caramel!!!
Bad News Coming Up…
“Come on already… We really have to go now…
You can nap some more later…”
I think that the doggy waited quite enough for his friend to come… Who’s stubborn, is stubborn and there’s no way to change that…so he’d better hit the road home alone!
You can nap some more later…”
I think that the doggy waited quite enough for his friend to come… Who’s stubborn, is stubborn and there’s no way to change that…so he’d better hit the road home alone!
Joyful Fox in the Snow
“Jingle bells, jingle bells…tra la la la laaaa…
Boy, snow sure gets the spirit in me!”
Now isn’t it just wonderful that we all feel the Christmas spirit…? 😀
Boy, snow sure gets the spirit in me!”
Now isn’t it just wonderful that we all feel the Christmas spirit…? 😀
