A fox was peacefully walking through the desert, when, all of a sudden, she spots a dog running like crazy. Being a curious animal, the fox stops him and asks: “Hey dog, what’s the rush? Why are you in such a hurry?”
The dog replies, while desperately looking around: “Leave me alone now, if I don’t find a tree I’ll piss myself!”
I’m not sure if an ostrich can make a good pet. They don’t look that “fluffy”, but I am sure that they are hilarious! But then again, not everybody wants a fluffy pet! Still, if you decide to get one and you live in an apartment, make sure it gets a separate room… And no weekend walks! They just go coocoo! 😉
“Come on already… We really have to go now…
You can nap some more later…”
I think that the doggy waited quite enough for his friend to come… Who’s stubborn, is stubborn and there’s no way to change that…so he’d better hit the road home alone!
“Jingle bells, jingle bells…tra la la la laaaa…
Boy, snow sure gets the spirit in me!”
Now isn’t it just wonderful that we all feel the Christmas spirit…? 😀