Ok, everyone’s cute, but there need to be some rules: DO NOT corner a grumpy sleepy cat, especially if you are a dog!
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Dancing Dog: Getting Groovy on the Beat – Hilarious Video
Shake that furry body, LOL! There you go, that’s the perfect move, you got it now. Up and bark, down and bark! Now clap the paws! Woohoo, isn’t this a party animal!? Literally! 😀
Cute Pug Allergic to Turtles – Funny Video
Pugs are adorable. They looks adorable, they act adorable, they bark in an adorable manner. Show them a turtle and nothing will ever become more adorable, lol. Look at this tiny one, sneezing his nose out at that turtle. i bet he got reeeeeally suspicious at the tiny crawling thing.
Reasons for a Girl to Choose a Dog, not a Man – 15 Cute Pictures and Funny Lines
Spots are an attractive feature on a dog.
Dogs can be taught the meaning of the word “NO!”
A dog is far less irritation to have in the back seat of a car…
Dogs can be taught the meaning of the word “NO!”
A dog is far less irritation to have in the back seat of a car…
If a dog says sausages, that’s clever. If a man says sausages, that’s just greedy.
If a dog gets ill, it won’t take eighteen Panadols in order to avoid having to go to the vet.
For a dog, a wet nose is a sign of GOOD health.
If a dog gets ill, it won’t take eighteen Panadols in order to avoid having to go to the vet.
For a dog, a wet nose is a sign of GOOD health.
Dogs went into space first.
Dogs can find their way back home – even after a really heavy night out.
Puppy love doesn’t wear off so quickly with a dog.
Dogs can find their way back home – even after a really heavy night out.
Puppy love doesn’t wear off so quickly with a dog.
Dogs whine less.
Dogs sometimes dig the garden.
Some dogs can be quite talented at singing.
Dogs sometimes dig the garden.
Some dogs can be quite talented at singing.
Men lost the World Cup. A dog found it.
You can leave a dog alone in your house without worrying so much about what it’ll break.
A ‘King Charles’ is much more likely to be a big, floppy-eared dog than a big floppy-eared man.
You can leave a dog alone in your house without worrying so much about what it’ll break.
A ‘King Charles’ is much more likely to be a big, floppy-eared dog than a big floppy-eared man.
In the canine world, boxers are quite intelligent.
Having a dog around the place can actually ease stress.
A 16-year-old dog is very mature.
Having a dog around the place can actually ease stress.
A 16-year-old dog is very mature.
A dog is easier to keep well-groomed.
Dogs have more chance of receiving an award for bravery.
Dogs are easier to house-train.
Dogs have more chance of receiving an award for bravery.
Dogs are easier to house-train.
Dogs enjoy ball games. But they don’t spend six hours on the phone trying o get tickets for the match.
A dog will be eager to walk, rather than getting a taxi.
Most dogs are really good with children.
A dog will be eager to walk, rather than getting a taxi.
Most dogs are really good with children.
Dog do not scratch themselves so much in polite company.
A dog can look as though it understands what you’re saying.
A man will roll over and play dead only if you ask him to get up and make coffee.
A dog can look as though it understands what you’re saying.
A man will roll over and play dead only if you ask him to get up and make coffee.
Dogs will wait patiently outside clothes shops…and not criticize your purchases afterwords.
Being a dog’s mistress is no reason to feel ashamed.
You can keep your dog tied up if it starts misbehaving.
Being a dog’s mistress is no reason to feel ashamed.
You can keep your dog tied up if it starts misbehaving.
Saggy skin and a hang-dog look aren’t half as appealing on a man.
You can train a dog in obedience.
A dog in a studded collar isn’t kinky.
You can train a dog in obedience.
A dog in a studded collar isn’t kinky.
You can also ask the vet to perform the snip, even if the dog objects.
Small, ginger-haired dogs can be quite appealing. As for men? Two words. Robin Cook.
You can find a nice dog by advertising on a card in a shop window, or in the classified section of the local paper.
Small, ginger-haired dogs can be quite appealing. As for men? Two words. Robin Cook.
You can find a nice dog by advertising on a card in a shop window, or in the classified section of the local paper.
A woman can live with more than one dog, without rumours starting.
When dogs beg, it’s cute. When men beg it’s pathetic.
Dogs won’t get embarrassed if you call them by a pet name when their friends are around.
When dogs beg, it’s cute. When men beg it’s pathetic.
Dogs won’t get embarrassed if you call them by a pet name when their friends are around.
A dog is a pack animal. A man is a six-pack animal.
A dog is a faithful companion.
A dog is for life.
A dog is a faithful companion.
A dog is for life.
Men and Women, Dogs and Cats – Funny Picture
Anyone has anything else to add to this? I think we have it all clear how the balance leans in this women-cats and men-dogs situations. LOL
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How to Annoy a Silly Dog – Video
How to annoy a dog: tell him that you feel like the house is a little too quiet and you decided to adopt a cat, then watch how he will never shut up…
The Dog Hero – Video
Wrong Son…Dogs and Kitten Picture
Hm, let’s see! Is this puppy looking like the mom? No… What about…the dad? Does it look like daddy? Oh ho… we might have a problem…
Funny Cat and Dog Picture
O_O Hey, hey, puppy, get up! There’s a cat under your butt! You’re gonna suffocate it! Hmm… could it be revenge or just an innocent game between friends? Either way, the cat doesn’t seem to enjoy it.
Dog Prayers
Dear God,
Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Dear God,
When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?
Dear God,
Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE is named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be that hard to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle?
Dear God,
If a dog barks his head off in the forest, and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
Dear God,
We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID’s, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God,
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?
(No, dogs get a “Go Directly To Heaven” card. Do not pass “Go”. Do not collect $200. Go directly to Heaven. – Vikar)
Dear God,
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
Dear God,
Here is a list of a few of the things I must remember to be a good dog:
Here is a list of a few of the things I must remember to be a good dog:
1. I will not eat the cats’ food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the smell.
3. The sofa is not a face towel.
4. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
5. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
6. Sticking my nose into someone’s crotch is not an acceptable way of saying hello.
7. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m lying under the coffee table.
8. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house.
9. I will not throw up in the car.
10. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch when company is over.
11. The cat is not a squeaky toy; so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it’s usually not a good thing.
12. And God, when I get to Heaven, can I have my testicles back?
Sincerely,
The Dog
The Dog